Songs to Hump to

Everyone can agree that when used correctly music can greatly accompany a good pounding in the sack, but it has to be the right music.  I'm going to throw convention out the window and not recommend any Marvin Gaye or Barry White.  These recommendations come straight from me and have greatly supplemented my boning.

1. Pary Hard - Andrew W.K.
What is sex besides just a long, sweaty party in your pants?

2. Hooker With a Penis - Tool
Come on, we've all been there before.

3. Cinema - Benny Benassi (Skrillex Remix)
Great song once you get past the mushy "You are a cinema" part.  What does that even mean?  What makes this a great banging song is Skrillex's parts after the chorus.  Get ready to bust a nut after that sick bass drop.

4. Love Me Dead - Ludo
This song is a perfect example of how to speak to your significant other.  First you say she's born of a jackal and tell her she's beautiful.

5. Come Together - The Beatles
Little known fact: John Lennon wrote "Come Together" after a bukkake session the Beatles had with Yoko Ono.

6. Welcome to the Jungle - Guns N' Roses
Most people would assume if a GNR song was on this list it would be Sweet Child O' Mine or November Rain.  November Rain is way too long to keep up with and Sweet Child O' Mine is over played.  Welcome to the Jungle is a classic and still maintains some sexy undertones.

7. Sweet Child O' Mine - Taken By Trees
Okay you're probably wondering why I didn't add the Guns N' Roses version, but that piano.  That's all I have to say.

8. Drive - Incubus
Fact: Nothing gets women wetter than listening to Incubus.

9. Hot For Teacher - Van Halen
So this song only works if your fucking your teacher, but that's where the magic of role playing comes in.  Unless you really are fucking your teacher, then all I can say is congrats.  (This blog does not encourage sexual intercourse between teachers and students, but will still secretly high five them if said intercourse occurs.)

10. Closer - Nine Inch Nails
How can you make a song ooze with more sexuality than hearing Trent Reznor say he wants to fuck you like an animal?  Answer: You can't.